First I lost my job. Then I missed the bus. It looked like the start of a very bad day. But while walking home, I met this sexy magazine editor. She felt sorry for me, invited me into her office and told me they might be hiring soon. She then grabbed my massive dark meatstick and shoved it down her skinny white throat. Before I knew what happened, she was grinding my stud meat into hamburger. It was the best interview I've ever had!