Hipster Gets Lewd

Lives: Portland, Oregon; Occupation: Housewife & blogger; Age: 29; Born: November 7; Ht: 5'5"; Wt: 121 pounds; Bras: 34B; Panties: Cute boyshorts; Anal: So good! BJs: Occasionally swallow; Diddle: Every evening.

"I consider myself a housewife in the fashion of the 1950s but with a twist," Rosie told us. "I'm not puttering around the house vacuuming and taking care of kids all day. We don't even have kids! I run a fairly popular blog that reviews bars, restaurants, markets and the local music scene. I drive around from spot to spot and try to go unnoticed. Then he and I meet up at night and enjoy the perks of other people paying for our fun. It's a hell of a life."

"My hubby and I even have an arrangement. He works at a big advertising firm downtown, so he puts in really long hours. We're both allowed to have a little something on the side, if you know what I mean. If I'm out at a show, or even reviewing a bar, and a guy catches my eye, I'm allowed to go out to the car and have some fun. Sometimes I meet cool dudes, but there are a lot of hipsters. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get skinny jeans off of a guy in order to give him a blowjob? If it takes more than a minute, I've changed my mind."

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