Her Mammary Majesty

To many boob men, Diane Poppos is the queen of big, natural tits. She was one of the first of the busty MILFs to gain national attention in the late '90s when her then-husband began posting their videos on the Internet. Danni Ashe and Diane were the first big-boob Web sensations. I call Diane the President Of The Real Busty Housewives Of Texas. She is a down-home lady. She has one side. There's no professional Diane and then the personal Diane off-camera. There is only one Diane.

I've always thought Diane was an awesome lady. She came to SCORE on January 14, 2002, and Dave and I did a double interview with her. We would have never guessed that it would take 10 years for her to return after a very lengthy absence from modeling. And when she did, Dave and I did another double-interview with her. Life can be weirdly circular sometimes, and this was a perfect example. When the urge to model again hit Diane, she made the phone call to SCORE. It surprised me to no end.

Back home in Texas, Diane likes to lounge by her pool (topless, naturally). She lives by a golf course, and when she's sunning, golf balls tend to land in her backyard. No surprise why.

When Diane returned for this and several other shoots, her tits were bigger than they had been 10 years ago. That brought an extra jolt of excitement. Hey, some dudes get excited by football players. I go nuts over stacked Texans like Diane. If you're reading this, Diane, please come back and model again. You have our phone number.

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