The greatest SCORE interview ever? You decide!

The greatest <i/>SCORE interview ever? You decide!

This scene, shot in 2001 with SCORE model Mandi Melons, starts off as a regular interview, but don't worry: It's not a regular interview. I never intended for it to be a regular interview, and it isn't. Within 30 seconds, I ask Mandi to take her tits out, and away we go! The basic idea is that I'm some guy in a peep show booth (you know, the kind they used to have all over before the Internet came along), and I'm telling the girl what to do so I can get off.

Now, this might sound selfish, and maybe it is. As an editor, it's not my job to just give you guys what I want. If I did that, I'd have lost my job a long time ago. My job is to give you what you want. But in this case, I decided to give you what I want and hope that it's what you want, too. I have no way of knowing if I succeeded, but I do know that this is one of Elliot James' favorite scenes, and that's a pretty big compliment.

"I love it," Elliot just told me. "She seems like such a dumb blonde. She just does whatever you say."

Indeed. Early on, Mandi thinks she's being interviewed. She answers questions about guys' come-on lines and does some dildo show 'n' tell, not knowing that, one by one, she's going to be dipping those dildos into her pink, gaping cunt.

Yeah, I said pink, gaping cunt. When this was shot, Mandi was only 26 years old, but she had one helluva gaper. And, although Mandi's a big-boob model, I couldn't help but concentrate on her pink gaper. Sorry, but I think you'll forgive me when you see the scene.

So, Mandi takes my orders and tries out each dildo, first sucking them, then dipping them deep into her pink hole. My favorite part is at about 16:00 when she's sitting on the couch almost totally naked, panties pulled aside, one dildo in her right hand, another dildo sitting between her big tits, rubbing her pussy, and then the cameraman gets underneath for a closeup of her gaping cunt. Hello in there! At my command, she inserts one finger, then two, then three ("Can we try for three?" Mandi asks), then she spreads her pussy lips as far as they can go. And then the fingers go back in! Four of them!

Gentlemen, this is a jack show. You will find out absolutely nothing about Mandi other than how her cunt works and how her tits look with a dildo between it. And that's exactly how I intended it to be.

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