Rack Attack

Maserati has all the right equipment minus the sticker shock. Extra-large front bumpers and plenty of room in the trunk. Revved for a tune-up, a hot ride and a fluid check.

Maserati and a human-dildo go for a test drive to see how her beautifully-shaped 34H-cup natural fun-bags deploy. It's not a long trip. Just over to the bed where we can enjoy Maserati's maneuverability and performance, and observe her superb stick-shift handling. She takes corners well and can go from 0 to 100 in five seconds.

"I love having sex in public places," Maserati said. "Once I had sex under a stairwell at a banquet hall during a baby shower. I would love to do it on a beach when no one's around."

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