Good Housekeeping

So you're getting dressed in your hotel room and about to leave when Victoria Lane enters to clean the mess you've made the night before. What would you do?

A TSG editor would tell Victoria that he thinks she'd be a great model for his big-boob magazines and websites. He would encourage her to toss off that unbecoming uniform and let him check out her extremely voluptuous and tasty body while she creams herself.

"Why are you wasting your time in this dead-end job cleaning up other people's shit?" he'd ask her. "With your big breasts, sexy body and pretty face, you should be modeling in our studio."

Victoria seems interested, judging by the way she's already removing her maid's outfit. Then you hit her with: "Why not contact us at BeASCOREModel.com? We know a lot of guys, and some girls, who would love to see your photos!" And guess what? She actually takes you up on your offer. Sometimes the magic works.

This is not exactly what happened with Victoria but we're ready if someone who looks like her cleans our hotel rooms. Which is probably never gonna happen.

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