Hot Tub, Huge Ta-Tas: The Pictorial

Tits meant for squeezing all night. A couple of fans believe that Alice Webb looks like Madonna of the late 80's. There is a resemblance in some ways. The funniest pick-up line Alice has ever heard was, "Excuse me. I'm about to go home and masturbate, and I need a name for that face." Not bad, but it might scare off a potential booty call. Not that she's worried about taking care of herself. She's 5'10" and she studied karate for eight years. And she has 40HH smother-suckers. The worst thing a guy can say to a woman according to Alice is "You're just like your mother." Even worse, "You make love just like your sister." Her favorite part of a man's anatomy to look when she sizes him up is his fingers. No, not because of that. Because Alice says, "I like to see if he can play an instrument." You see, Alice likes guys who play musical instruments. So if you play guitar or the piano, you're gonna have an advantage over the competition for her affections.

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